Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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