we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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