whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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