ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
vagina is talking i cant
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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