I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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