i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
should my penis look like a turkey
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
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