I just saw a hot homeless man
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
We were destined to go to rehab together
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Dude what happened last night?
I don't know, I'm still trying to figure out how I got my clothes back on.
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