STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Randomize
