once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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