No stitches, just platelets and will power
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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