I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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