Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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