Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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