Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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