Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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