They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
