ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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