can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize