Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
Randomize