I wanna bring you to show and tell
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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