You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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