i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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