ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
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