in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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