Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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