Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I just laid my head on this pillow and I smelt your penis. It was comforting.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
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