Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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