Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
Just used "I used to work as an inflatable toy operator" as a pick up line. Freshman frenzy is great...
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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