Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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