i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
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