why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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