capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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