Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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