Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
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