Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
porn star boner night. come get it.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I went on my dinner date pretending that my lunch date didn't jizz in my hair.
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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