Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
You can't just leave with hair like that
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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