No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
where am i from again
He kissed a someone with a penis
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
Randomize
