Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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