New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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