we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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