You made me cry and you don't even care
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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