Your tits are I can't wait for
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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