it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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