i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
Randomize
