Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
North Korea, Best Korea!
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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