Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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