I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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