East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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