They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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