Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
Randomize
