He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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