Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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