This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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