...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I pour the whiskey from now on
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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